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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.