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“Whoops, hope my tardiness didn’t launch any major concerns! 🤦♂️ Next time, I’ll stick to the traditional ‘running late’ excuse instead of aiming for a grand entrance! 🏰💥”
Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.
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