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  • There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.
  • Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
  • Pomegranates are worth the mess.
  • There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
  • β€œDress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.
  • They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.