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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older a…

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older a…

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"Life's cruel reality: Enjoy that slice of cake now, because it's all downhill from here! 🍰😂 Embrace the extra pounds like battle scars of a life well-lived! 💪🏼😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, enjoy, fatter, going, humor, life, older, only, perspective on Feb 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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