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  • Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.
  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
  • Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
  • Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.
  • Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.