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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, beca…

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, beca…

Commentary:
"Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? 🤣 Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainsOverBlades"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, avoidance, bring, fight, humor, i, knife, knife fight, need, self-preservation on Feb 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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