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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.