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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Commentary:
"Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arrow, Cupid, death, humor, irony, joke, just, killed, love, me, relationship, romantic, should on Feb 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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