The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic male ritual of affirming authority over life’s trivial matters by cinching those trousers higher 😂👖💪 It’s the ultimate power move in the world of fashion and decision-making!

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