My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Commentary:
Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard

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