I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.