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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Looks like the results are in and the diagnosis is clear: a severe case of "kiss deficiency"! 💋 Time to prescribe some extra hugs and smooches to treat this ailment. Who knew that the best cure for a bad day was just a simple kiss away? 😘 #DoctorLove

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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I’m sick of living through history!

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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