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  • What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.
  • Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
  • I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
  • Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
  • You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.
  • I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.