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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Looks like May is about to become the month of money magic! 💸✨ Here's hoping your wallet gets its own bouquet of cash flowers. 🌸💰 May the financial good vibes flow your way! 😄🙌

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fortune, humor, joke, May, me, money, month, next, wish on Apr 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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