I’d stalk me too, I get it. Commentary:"Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you. I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse. Here I am, block me like a hurricane. Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.