The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point. People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber. The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage. I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.
