I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?
  • Livin’ la vida vodka!
  • “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.
  • My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.
  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
  • Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.