50+ Funny Favorite Quotes That Prove We All Have Ridiculous Top Picks

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• My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

• My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

• My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

• I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

• Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

• My favorite color is sunshine.

• My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

• The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

• Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

• Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Top funny favorite quotes

• My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

• I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

• Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

• My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

• Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

• Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

• Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

• “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

• My favorite hobby is withering away.

Popular funny favorite quotes

• My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

• Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

• One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

• My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

• I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

• My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

• Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

• Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

• My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

• Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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• My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

• What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

• My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

• I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

• Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

• My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

• My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

• You are my favorite dirty thought.

• My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

• My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Witty favorite quotes

• Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

• Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

• My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

• Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

• Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

• Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

• One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

• My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

• What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

• I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Funny favorite quotes remind us that picking a favorite is often just a temporary mood 🤣. Whether it’s switching favorite songs 🎶 every week, calling multiple people your “absolute best friend” 🙃, or having a “favorite” snack for every hour of the day 🍫, favorites are wonderfully flexible. These quotes are perfect for anyone who proudly changes their favorites as often as their socks 🤪. So embrace the indecision, laugh at your changing tastes, and enjoy the comedy of having way too many favorites 😂!