I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I’d be the kind of stalker who misses the 'sneak attack' and ends up asking if we can reschedule! 🕵️⏰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible. Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today. Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late. “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband. They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.