Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!