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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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"Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged divine, explain, God, humor, irony, love, religion, skepticism, snakes, us on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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