If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.