If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes. Commentary:"Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good? Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”. If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.