Every day, Iβm gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the sweet lullaby of existential bewilderment sung by sirensβat least my dreams are straightforward! π΅βπ«ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, Iβm tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it! “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.