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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.