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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.