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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.