I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”