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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?