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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.