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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.