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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.