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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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๐Ÿค–๐Ÿง  vs. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜œ: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!

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