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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.