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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.