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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Talents: eating!

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.