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The horror: โ€œCome on, Iโ€™ll introduce you to everyone.”

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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I donโ€™t like who I become when Iโ€™m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Parenting is cheering on your kidโ€™s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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