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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.