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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.