Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.