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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.