Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Work is the worst video game ever.