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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Ah, the irresistible gravitational pull of the couch strikes again! 🛋️😂👴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulting, aging, humor, i, lifestyle, motivation, older, procrastination, self-awareness, things, want on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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