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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.