You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.