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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Why stop there? Ask what's for dessert while she's fixing the roof! 😜🛠️🥧

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