I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.