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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.