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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?