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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.