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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ•

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