Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.