Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.